Here is an email I received awhile back that I thought was pretty funny.

“From: Sayid Malik [maliksayid@yahoo.com]
Sent: Friday, June 26, 2009 7:59 AM
To: yindynasty@mail.utexas.edu
Subject: ABOUT YOUR LIFE ….. TREAT URGENT

LISTEN VERY CAREFUL, THIS IS THE ONLY WAY I CAN CONTACT YOU, MY TEAM HAS BEEN
PAID TO ASSASINATE YOU, AND I HAVE EVERY REASON TO CARRY OUT THE CONTRACT,BUT
I DECIDED TO GIVE YOU A CHANCE AND SAVE YOUR FAMILY THIS PAIN,THIS YOUR
ALTERNATIVE,I WISH TO HELP YOU UNLESS YOU DONT WANT TO HELP YOUR SELF,I WILL
SEND YOU ENOUGH EVIDENCE YOU NEED ON A VIDEO TAPE RECORD TO NAIL MY EMPLOYER
DOWN WITH THE LAW.

BEFORE THAT YOU ARE REQUIRED TO MAKE AVAILABLE THE SUM OF $70,000. USD, AFTER
WHICH I WILL DIRECT YOU ON WHAT TO DO NEXT TO SAVE YOUR SELF AND YOUR FAMILY
FROM THIS PAIN THAT WOULD HAVE BEFALLED YOU FROM MY EMPLOYER, THE MONEY WILL
BE USED TO SETTLE THE TEAM MEN INVOLVED TO GO BACK TO THERE DESTINATIONS AND
YOU BETTER KEEP THIS INFORMATION TO YOUR SELF BECAUSE YOU DONT KNOW WHO IS WHO
WHERE YOU ARE NOW, IF HE FINDS OUT I HAVE BETRAYED HIM TRYING TO HELP YOU, YOU
WILL HAVE YOUR SELF TO BLAME, I HAVE ORDERED MY MEN TO SATY AWAY FROM YOU.

DO WE HAVE A DEAL OR NOT?

NOTE: YOU HAVE TWO OPTIONS HERE, (1) YOU HAVE TO GET HIM ARRESTED WITH THE
INFORMATION I WILL GIVE YOU AFTER THE PAYMENT OR (2) YOU HAVE HIM KILLED TO
SAVE YOUR SELF.

I WILL VISIT YOUR HOUSE AGAIN BUT NOT NOW, MY BOYS EYES ARE ON YOU.

GET BACK TO ME AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.”