Quotes and Phrases

  • “Texas is a state of mind. Texas is an obsession.
    Above all, Texas is a nation in every sense of the word.
    And there’s an opening convey of generalities.
    A Texan outside of Texas is a foreigner.” – John Steinbeck
  • “Duty is heavier than a mountain, while death is lighter than a feather”
  • one minute to pray, one second to die
  • Official voice: Across the federation, federation experts agree that:
    A: God exists, B: He’s on our side, C: He wants us to win. – Starship Troopers 3: Marauder
  • The Dude The Dude abides - The Big Lebowski, The Dude

  • You said it man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus! – The Big Lebowski, Jesus
  • It is easier to beg forgiveness than to ask permission.
  • Although her Grammys were for “Best New Age Album”,
    Enya does not personally classify her music as belonging to the New Age genre.
    When asked what genre she would classify her music as belonging to, she would reply, “Enya”.
  • “An apple a day will keep the doctor away, if you aim straight and throw hard.”
  • “The early bird gets the worm, the second mouse gets the cheese.”
  • “The support system as recited in claim 1 further including a vacuum system
    in fluid communication with said chuck to selectively vacuum chuck said support to said chuck.” – Copied from U.S. Patent
  • “If you are flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.” – Mitch Hedberg
  • “The worst part of the zombie apocalypse will be pretending it isn’t awesome.” – unknown
  • Why are you in a hurry, you are already in Austin – bumper sticker
  • “If Captian Planet were somehow summoned without the lame “Heart” power, would he just be a pittyless killing machine?” – Tom Dyson
  • “Be like a duck. Remain calm on the surface and paddle like hell underneath.” – Michael Caine
  • it is not hocus pocus, it’s focus, focus
  • Shao Kahn “The Earth was created in six days; so too shall it be destroyed; and on the seventh day, mankind will rest… in peace!” – Mortal Kombat, Shao Kahn
















  • Lord Raiden “What can be closed can be opened again!” – Mortal Kombat, Lord Raiden
















  • The Litany Against Fear:
    I must not fear.
    Fear is the mind-killer.
    Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
    I will face my fear.
    I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
    And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
    Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
    Only I will remain. – Dune, Paul Atreides
  • “Time to nut up or shut up!” – Zombieland – Tallahassee
  • “You have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found wanting. In what world could you possibly beat me?” – A Knight’s Tale – Adhemar
  • “Josh Lyman: Victory is mine, victory is mine. Great day in the morning, people, victory is mine.
    Donna Moss: Morning, Josh.
    Josh Lyman: I drink from the keg of glory, Donna. Bring me the finest muffins and bagels in all the land.
    Donna Moss: It’s going to be an unbearable day.
    Josh Lyman: Someone give me a river to forge, a serpent to slay.
    C.J. Cregg: What’s his problem?
    Donna Moss: He’s been drinking from the keg of glory. We’re to bring him all the muffins and bagels in the land.
    Toby Ziegler: We heard. ” – West Wing
  • “Flogging will continue until morale improves.” – a professor
  • “There can be only one!!” – The Highlander
  • “We are Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.” – Star Trek: The Next Generation – Third of Five/Hugh
  • “We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.” – Star Trek: First Contact – The Borg
  • “Catching crims and locking them up… in your community” – Top Gear – James
  • “In jail no one can hear you scream” – Top Gear – Jeremy
  • “The Police” – Top Gear – Hammond
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